I have always dug bull riding. The snot from the nose of the bull--when played in slow motion--arcs from the nostril (the size of my fist) and slaps an unwitting clown or soon to be ejected passenger. Who are all of the guys standing around the gate when the rider climbs on the back of the bull? Someone holds the gate, someone watches if they need to save the life of the poor fool who is about to climb aboard and the rest of them? The butcher, the baker, and attorney or two, and maybe a representative of the TV crew. How do bullriding events get insurance? How do bull riders get health insurance? What in hell could their premium be? Well, as far as risk activities go, it might be safer to take up naked bee keeping? Not gentle, ordinary naked bee keeping but angry, inebriated naked bee keeping. The kind that isn't done anymore. . .

AFI has their own Van's shoe. What is the scoop with everything California and quasi-punk rock having to be black? AFI shoes look much cooler than some of their music sounds. Ultimate fashion--oh, yeah they don't seem to embrace that whole punk-rock Johnny-come-lately side of themselves. Maybe I am all wet and they think they are a pop band. My mistake.

How old is George Carlin? How old do you need to get before you realize bitterness is not funny? Live-- and quit rushing all of us to the grave with your angry ranting.
Strikes me that I am, so I will stop.

Must have been one of the funniest lunch meetings in a long time. When did I become the espresso machine source? My network has grown. Like that mold in the coffee cup that you swear you just set down yesterday.

Lumpy. Do you think that they named a mattress condition after the character from Leave It To Beaver?
Or, if your mattress is described as lumpy, is that a personal attack on a chunky teenage actor from the 50's just doing the best he could in the cut-throat Hollywood sitcom game? I think Lumpy was a whiner. Should have called him Chumpy.

When a button drops from a shirt, and disappears, does the process work like rocks breaking down into soil or sand forming on a beach? Could we soon be walking on walking paths of orphan buttons?

What does "soon" mean in this case?
Photos of the folks in the hall. Hands held up, but weakening. . .I knew they wouldn't last long.
G-D nite